The Best of Fart Logic Volume II

The Best of Fart Logic Volume II

The Best of Fart Logic Volume II

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, Conflatulations to You, Bachelor oFarts, Breaking Wind, Brain Farts, and The Best Of Fart Logic Volumes I, II, and III) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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The Judge Who Should Be Sent to Jail Because of the Criminal He Let Go

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “THE BEST OF FART LOGIC VOLUME II” by Dr. Wolfgang…

Yesterday another woman was killed
She was the third in three weeks
Likely some psycho’s fantasy was fulfilled
One that of serial killing reeks

The killer had been a repeat offender
Who four months ago was set free on bail
By a judge who was the criminal’s defender
And who refused to keep the bad ass in jail

It was a stupid judge who set the man free
And turned the jerk loose to offend once more
Now it should be the Judge who should prison see
For his stupidity one cannot ignore

This Judge shouldn’t have believed the killer
Who claimed he’d learned an important lesson
And promised to become a social pillar
That would never again with the law be messin’

Only a fool could believe this killer guy
The judge was forsaken by common sense
It was more than a mistake that went awry
When the “moron on the bench” bad justice dispense

So now this killer is again on the run
All because of the fool Judge’s mistake
The time’s come with “his honor” to be done
Throw him in jail, the killer’s sentence to take.