The Best of Fart Logic Volume III

The Best of Fart Logic Volume III

The Best of Fart Logic Volume III

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, Conflatulations to You, Bachelor oFarts, Breaking Wind, Brain Farts, and The Best Of Fart Logic Volumes I, II, and III) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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The Obituary

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “THE BEST OF FART LOGIC VOLUME III” by Dr. Wolfgang…

For too long I’ve wondered where you be and stay
It therefore came as a real shock to me
To learn your life so quietly had slipped away
Without a reunion possibility

For too many years I’ve nourished memories
Which with time became less and less real
There were thoughts to catch and feelings to release
And an enduring pain that sometimes numbness feel

How will I ever know what kind of life you had
And what relationships came after me
Was your life fulfilled or vacant and sad
Did you remarry or remain footloose and free

Did you ever regret saying goodbye to me
Or was I lucky to be rid of you
Where are the answers that help me to see
If we had a relationship that one could renew

Obituaries shouldn’t just be for the dead
No, there should be notices to find an old friend
So one have a second chance at what lies ahead
And atone for past mistakes and make amends

Now that you’ve so quietly faded from my dream
I’m left to live with the stark reality
You blew our chance in life at being a team
It’s what defines the meaning of eternity.