Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, Conflatulations to You, Bachelor oFarts, Breaking Wind, Brain Farts, and The Best Of Fart Logic Volumes I, II, and III) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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I’m Breaking Up With Myself Today

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “BREAKING WIND” by Dr. Wolfgang…

I’m breaking up with myself today
I’m tired of being stupid and quite boring
I’ve heard everything I’ve had to say
I need a new routine and be exciting

Continuing to hang out won’t do the trick
I’ve tried it and it doesn’t resonate
But a new me that with me click is slick
Breaking up with myself’ll be to celebrate

I need to find a new happier version of me
Someone with whom I’d like to spend more time
Happy and fulfilled I again want to be
For I’m still young and in my prime

I’m breaking up with myself and my past
A whole new me and appearance I seek
I know I’ll be better, I can feel the contrast
Breaking up with myself will be good, so to speak.