Conflatulations to You

Conflatulations to You

Conflatulations to You

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, and Conflatulations to You) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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Behind Closed Doors, The Perfect Couple

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “CONFLATULATIONS TO YOU” by Dr. Wolfgang…

Everyone thought they were the perfect couple
Kind, courteous and amorous they seemed
No one knew their marriage was in trouble
And that each of separating dreamed

No one knew what went on behind closed doors
For in public they were into great pretense
They never talked of disrespect or of paramours
What their closed doors did was hide the evidence

The shock for all hit when the couple came clean
It was a loud pop, like when a bubble burst
It happened when one with a new partner was seen
It’s then one learned the truth and not what was rehearsed

When a couple as perfect is classified
The truth is they’ve hidden behind closed doors
And almost never evidence provide
That trouble of any sort underscores

What’s always perfect is the pretense
And not the couple that their friends deceive
Good acting is what such perfection sends
It’s what caused their deceit to be believed.