High Octane Gas

High Octane Gas

High Octane Gas

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, and Conflatulations to You) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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I’ll Always Let the Other Guy Have My Way

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “HIGH OCTANE GAS” by Dr. Wolfgang…

I’ll always let the other guy have my way
By following this path, I’ve learned to survive
It requires doing my thing and not what I say
With smoke and mirrors I’ve controlled my life

“Smoke” is related to what I say
And “mirrors” is what I do to blow the smoke
It’s all intertwined to get my way
And it’s what I do my will to invoke

Everyone likes to think they’re being heard
And that others will listen and follow behind
The trick therefore lies in the choice of the word
And letting others think they mastermind

The path for my quest has to be my choice
Life for me is a game I’ve learned to play
It has to be, even it if annoys
It’s the reason the other guy must have my way.