Natural Gas

Natural Gas

Natural Gas

THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC books (Barnyard Gas, “CS” [TOXIC] GAS, Elevator Gas, High Octane Gas, Laughing Gas, Legal Gas, Natural Gas, Nerve Gas, and Conflatulations to You) are the result of many years of practicing “ Psycho Fartology.” Dr. Wolfgang (German for the Latin Canis Lupis) has skillfully harnessed this science to produce these quirky, outrageously ridiculous passports for good mental health. They are guaranteed to be a cure for boredom, for killing time, and for expressing a thought not otherwise kosher or ethical.

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If I Remember I’m Forgetting I’m Okay

A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “NATURAL GAS” by Dr. Wolfgang…

So long I remember I’m forgetting I’m okay
I don’t want to forget that I forget
For then my mind would have nothing to say
I’d be in a state akin to brain dead

It’s good to remember that I forget
It shows I can remember what I lose
For forgetting to remember can cause regret
And make me look dumb while it others’ amuse

If I couldn’t remember what I forget
It’d be like wiping out a valuable tape
There’d be no way that I could reset
Nor retrieve what from my memory escape

What I can’t remember I don’t want to forget
For then forgetting forgetting beget
But if one forget one forgot there be no regret
It’s kindly called being a space cadet.