A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC book, “ELEVATOR GAS” by Dr. Wolfgang ...

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If My Neck Was Any Stiffer It Could Have Sex

If my neck was any stiffer it could have sex
It gets this way with too much tension
I have so many issues, my life’s so complex
There’s too much to do, I can’t pay attention

There’s only so many hours in the day
During which I have to do what I have to do
Its work, work, work and no time to play
I’m like a puppet with whom everyone screw.

The worst tension come from not settling a case
Or dealing with facts that can’t be resolved
It’s lose ends and bad lawyers which tension embrace
They’re all at fault for how my stiff neck evolved.

I know exactly when a headache I’ll get
It’s the result of unresolved tension and stiff neck
The throbbing pains to my life are a threat
“Lawyering” is what make me an emotional wreck.