A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “LEGAL GAS” by Dr. Wolfgang ...

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I Hate Her So Much I Changed My Name

My divorce was the battle straight from hell
Because my wife became a lying bitch
There wasn’t a truthful thing she’d tell
As she from big to bigger lies switch

She hired herself the town’s best known whore
Who embellished on every lie she told
Just when I thought it would end there was more
She and her lawyer were brazen and bold.

My lawyer and I couldn’t reason with them
As my wife commenced to believe her lies
If lying had a prize, it’d be creme de la crème
She cost me a fortune, with her lying tries

In the beginning I just wanted out
I didn’t have bad negative feelings
But now I hate her, I’ll yell it out loud
And with her want no further dealings

I asked her to change her name from mine
For I disliked her dishonoring my name
But she refused, this conflicted swine
So I changed mine, we can both play the “I hate you” game.