A Sample Poem from THE POETRY OF FART LOGIC Book, “NATURAL GAS” by Dr. Wolfgang ...

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If I Remember I'm Forgetting I'm Okay

So long I remember I’m forgetting I’m okay
I don’t want to forget that I forget
For then my mind would have nothing to say
I’d be in a state akin to brain dead

It’s good to remember that I forget
It shows I can remember what I lose
For forgetting to remember can cause regret
And make me look dumb while it others’ amuse

If I couldn’t remember what I forget
It’d be like wiping out a valuable tape
There’d be no way that I could reset
Nor retrieve what from my memory escape

What I can’t remember I don’t want to forget
For then forgetting forgetting beget
But if one forget one forgot there be no regret
It’s kindly called being a space cadet.